“Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
Rick Gassko: No...it’s a ‘stag’ party, and that means that the ‘does’ stay home!
Debbie Thompson: I’m not talking about the ‘does.’ I’m talking about hookers.
Rick Gassko: Ooohh...those!”
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