“Potsie: Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph?
Ralph: Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you.
Potsie: Who?
Ralph: Her name's Marlene.
Potsie: What if she has a date?
Ralph: Who would date Marlene?”
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