“Oscar Madison: Your name is Homer? [Shocked upon hearing Speed's real name from the guard] Speed: [Sarcastically] What? You think when I was born my parents named me SPEED?”Tagged: Homer, speed, Parents
“Oscar Madison: [Oscar loses Felix's burial deposit, and goes to the cemetery to make amends] I just want to know who bought plot 204. Cemetery Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but that's privileged information... We don't give that out to the public. Oscar Madison: Well, I can appreciate that, but I…”Tagged: Cemeteries, burial plots
“Felix Unger: [Felix is apologizing to Randy's mother for Uncle Oscar's earlier behavior as a Big Brother] We weren't too well organized last week. All I can do is apologize. Mr Madison has certain primeval characteristics. But I promise you, no more pool halls, and no more unbalanced meals. Mrs.…”Tagged: Big Brother, primeval, SIngle Mother
“Richie: You know, here we are, two able-bodied men with no money. Why? Potsie: Because we're lazy?”Tagged: Slackers, Lazy
“Potsie: Now, I'm desperate. Can't you set me up, Ralph? Ralph: Oh, sure. I got a great girl for you. Potsie: Who? Ralph: Her name's Marlene. Potsie: What if she has a date? Ralph: Who would date Marlene?”Tagged: Desperate, Blind Date