Tim Taylor: A live chicken? Brad, who the hell do you hang out with?

Brad Taylor: Mom...

Jill Taylor: What?

Brad Taylor: Dad's cussing.

Tim Taylor: I wasn't cussing.

Mark Taylor: He said a bad word.

Tim Taylor: It wasn't bad.

Randy Taylor: Yeah, he said 'hell' and 'damn'.

Tim Taylor: I did not say 'damn'.

Randy Taylor: Now you did.

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