“I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. And you are lucky to have such a…”

“Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or…”

“I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us…”

“Jackie: No way, Fez I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity. Eric: Wait, this…”