“Punam Patel: ‘The prince married her right away.’

Lisa Schwartz: He doesn’t even know her name!

Punam Patel: Does she have any say in this marriage? He married her right away. Like, did she want to be married? What was she running away from? Why was she there? Doesn’t matter, because someone wants to marry her and that’s the only thing that could ever matter in her whole life.

Lisa Schwartz: That’s like everyone in my high school.

Punam Patel: Yeah.

Lisa Schwartz: I hate this story.

Punam Patel: Me too. Well, happily ever after.”