“Punam Patel: ‘The prince married her right away.’ Lisa Schwartz: He doesn’t even know her name! Punam Patel: Does she have any say in this marriage? He married her right away. Like, did she want to be married? What was she running away from? Why was she there? Doesn’t matter, because someone wants t…”— Punam Patel, Herself - Host, Punam Patel, imdb.com
“Fred Flintstone: [trying to fool their wives it wasn't them in the bowling alley] Read me another bedtime story, would you, Barney pal? Barney Rubble: Sure, which one? 'Uncle Wiggly' or 'I Was a Teenage Brontosaurus'?”— Michael Maltese, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.”— G. K. Chesterton, amazon.com