"I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out my feeling..." — Rachel Bloom

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I've decided to eat my feelings, and it turns out my feelings are pork rinds, whoopie pies, mac and cheese... Yeah, I'm going full-on Cathy cartoon.

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, and Rachel Bloom

I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!

Eat My Feelings Feelings food

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