“The moment you're craving isn't anchored in real emotion. It's a script dictated to you by…”

“I'm making pies for people that I hate, which is mixed emotions for me because I like pie.”

“Rebecca: I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever. Greg: Mine was really bad too. It was like…”

“I think my spleen is somewhere in the municipal sewer system. Ohhhhh, my butthole's the…”