“News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”
More from Rich Moore
“Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?”
“I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie!'”
“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”
“The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”