“Samantha Stephens: Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper.
Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations.
Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of cute.
Darrin Stephens: Cute? Honey, there is nothing cute about staying awake all night, listening to stereophonic snoring.”
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