“Samantha: He's a dear, sweet, wonderful, perfectly marvelous man. Endora: Oh, my poor baby. He sounds simply horrible.”Tagged: Witches, wonderful man, Mother in Law
“Samantha: Darrin is a marvelous human being. Endora: Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.”Tagged: Witches, human beings
“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking? Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right! Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”Tagged: Mother in Law, Drinking
“Samantha Stephens: Excuse me, but is Mr. Claus very busy? Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?”Tagged: Santa Claus, Fourth Of July
“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head? Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent. Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”Tagged: Permanent, Bad Haircuts
“Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about? Endora: How did you know I was behind this? Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.”Tagged: Psychic
“Samantha Stephens: Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper. Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations. Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of…”Tagged: Snoring
“Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive. Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”Tagged: Mother in Law
“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear. Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”Tagged: Mother in Law
“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight. Darrin Stephens: What's that? Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”Tagged: arguments, empty stomach
“Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.”Tagged: underhanded, Sneaky
“As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.”Tagged: Witches, Satisfying