“Hugh: Do you know that I wore a tampon for an entire day last week just to know what it felt like?

Diana: That is so revolting! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I appreciate your intentions, I really do, and I am going to ensure that your book is a mammoth success, but try as you may, you can never know what it is like to be a woman. You can wear as many tampons or bosoms as you like, but you will never understand what we go through. I'm sorry, it's true. MAY I PLEASE GET SOME MORE WINE!”