“I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons”— Robert Carlock, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com
“[to Lois] Close your purse. I can see your tampons. And why do you need six? What happens to you?”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Hugh: Do you know that I wore a tampon for an entire day last week just to know what it felt like? Diana: That is so revolting! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I appreciate your intentions, I really do, and I am going to ensure that your book is a mammoth success, but try as you may, you can never know what i…”— Rick Singer, Diana Trout, Miriam Shor, imdb.com
“Oh my God! Periods are Code Blue, because blue is the color of the liquids they use in tampon commercials, because men hate that women bleed!”— Elisabeth Kiernan Averick, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.”— Sheila Callaghan, Lisa Morales, Sammi Slott, Emily Bergl, imdb.com
“You ask him to buy you pads and tampons and know he will do it despite his protests.”— Lauren Jarvis-Gibson, thoughtcatalog.com
“Change your pads and tampons regularly so they don’t become a feeding ground for bacteria. Keeping sodden pads near your vagina makes things warm and moist — just the way bacteria loves it. And don’t wear pads when you’re not on your period to catch your usual discharge, because it will just warm ev…”— Emma Kaywin, bustle.com
“Choosing the right products is more important than women tend to think. Instead of picking the prettiest box, consider your body type and daily activities before you decide which product is best for you. Leak protection is one thing every women should consider.”— Catherine Conelly, sheknows.com
“Organize yourself. Put your sanitary products into a small bag or tin in your handbag so they don’t fall around inside your bag.”— Emma Louise Pritchard, goodhousekeeping.co.uk
“Ever get your period only to realize that you’re totally out of tampons, then have to wad up a piece of toilet paper and waddle awkwardly to the store? Yeah, it’s the worst. Before your period, stock up on your preferred feminine hygiene products. Put them in your bathroom, but also make sure to gra…”— Sammy Nickalls, hellogiggles.com
“Find a product you can trust. Nothing is worse than planning ahead, wearing a pad or tampon, and still finding yourself in an embarrassing situation. If that happens, switch the type (you may need a product designed for a heavier flow) or brand of pad or tampon you use right away.”— Laura Martin, ubykotex.com
“Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com