“Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!”

“This is the greatest day of my entire life! [Dexter's head then gets hit by the top edge…”

“Please...I have no time for your tears. Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees or…”

“This better be important, woman. You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.”