“Jack: Lemon, obviously I can’t approve of someone I’ve never met.
Liz: Yeah, well, I’m not letting you meet Criss because you won’t approve of him.
Jack: Well then I guess this is a catch-22, although I don’t know for sure because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of war.”
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