“Silvio Dante: [A series of phone conversations] Adriana got caught givin' the big guy a blowjob.

Bobby Baccilieri: And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth.

Hesh Rabkin: Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys poppin' their load behind the wheel.

Uncle Junior: Apparently, he came all over the sun visor.”