Quotes tagged ‘blowjob’

“Rudy: It's a go. Tommy: I don't know. Seems kinda crazy. Rudy: The fuck you expect from a guy gets blown by his niece?”

— David Simon, Rudy, Daniel Sauli, imdb.com

“What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?”

— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, Josh Randall, Josh Gad, imdb.com

“Silvio Dante: [A series of phone conversations] Adriana got caught givin' the big guy a blowjob. Bobby Baccilieri: And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth. Hesh Rabkin: Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys poppin' their load behi…”

— Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess, Silvio Dante, Steven Van Zandt, imdb.com

“You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.”

— Ann Biderman, Sully Sullivan, James Woods, imdb.com

“Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snow-blower coming.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“If you’re performing oral sex and looking for tips, just focus your efforts on the ridge just below the glans and use your hand to help the foreskin go with the flow. That's all there is to it!”

— Shaina Gaul, empowher.com

“For a longer respite, you can rub his dick over your lips, face, or breasts.”

— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com

“Gently slap his penis on your tongue. This is a good move to try if your jaw needs a little break.”

— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com

“Try moving your tongue around on the underside of his penis while you do your basic up-and-down maneuver.”

— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com

“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”

— Larissa Ione, amazon.com

“Wake him up with a blow job. (Can’t speak highly enough about this one.)”

— Kevin Armento, thedatereport.com

“If you feel like giving head to a guy, try to enjoy it. If you don’t think you’ll enjoy it, stay away from it. Don’t be the girl who brings a towel to bed and constantly spits something out while giving head. It’s incredibly putting off and really annoying too.”

— Gerry Sanders, lovepanky.com

“Whisper in his ear how badly you want him inside you, or stick you hand down his pants. If you really want to rock his world, wake him with a morning BJ.”

— Adrienne Mansfield, mandecoder.com

“Under the restaurant table, in the car, or wherever—a swiftly administered hand job or blowjob leaves him in no doubt as to what the evening is to entail. Very naughty and very horny.”

— Zenobia Bel, ethiogrio.com

“Giving him a compliment. It might be just as much of a turn on as giving him a blowjob (and less work).”

— Michele Zipp, thestir.cafemom.com

“Giving your man a blowjob or handjob in front of other people.”

— Sean Jameson, badgirlsbible.com

“Tie your man to the bed and give him a blowjob or handjob.”

— Sean Jameson, badgirlsbible.com

“Don't be afraid to gag...you might feel gross and super unattractive; to them you apparently look sexy as hell spitting a big wad of saliva on their dick. They love slobbery.”

— Danielle Pryor, puckermob.com

“When we asked real men about the hottest thing a woman has ever done during sex, a major theme emerged: taking the reins and doing something surprising or spontaneous. From waking them up with a blowjob or waiting on the bed in lingerie, these are little things that make a huge impact because they'r…”

— Casey Gueren, womenshealthmag.com