“Now back in the old days, a producer was king! Don't get me wrong; I've worked with the best actors in showbiz, ha ha ha! Clark Gable, dumb ears, I said, "That's no good! Get a moustache, you got no lip! You keep spittin' on the other actors!", and Jimmy Cagney, a dwarf, "Put a box under him", I said, and... and, and, uh, Mae West, heck of a nice guy, I tell ya. I don't remember one from another, but I had 'em all.”
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