“Mr. Noggin: You don't understand! Nobody understands! And so, I became a recluse, forever hidden and lonely. Spare the world my grotesqueness! Oh Lord! I put my pants on one leg at a time, too! Have you no heart?
Ren Höek: You're right. I will mend my evil ways. Starting tomorrow!”
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“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”