“Jake: Tracy, why did you never try to find your father?
Tracy: Because he’s dead.
Jake: How do you know that?
Tracy: Because I’m rich, and if that man was alive, He’d be living in my pool house, And I’d be paying him $200,000 a year to mow my lawn.
Jake: Exactly. That’s all family is...a drain.”
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