“Jake: Tracy, why did you never try to find your father? Tracy: Because he’s dead. Jake: How do you know that? Tracy: Because I’m rich, and if that man was alive, He’d be living in my pool house, And I’d be paying him $200,000 a year to mow my lawn. Jake: Exactly. That’s all family is...a drain.”— Ron Weiner, Tracy Jordan, Tracy Morgan, imdb.com