“Jake: Milton Greene and I are nothing alike. I have one Scotch with the guy, and it devolves into a screaming match about Tom Delay.
Liz: So you have a couple drinks, fight about politics, and then you take it personally when he doesn’t agree with you? That’s called having a dad, Jack.”
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