Quotes tagged ‘Scotch’

“Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!”

— Peter S. Seaman, Jeffrey Price, Eddie Valiant, Bob Hoskins, imdb.com

“To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.”

— Alexi Hawley, Joe Carroll, James Purefoy, imdb.com

“Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Harry Wilson, Rob Estes, imdb.com

“Cartman: Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Kenny: [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman: I said your dad would be a millionaire, get it?!?! Kenny: [oblivious] Cartman: exasperated Kenny! Your family's poor, Kenny! Your family's poor! I don't…”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Darrin Stephens: [Gasping] What's in that drink? Liza Randall: Root beer? Darrin Stephens: Root beer and what? Liza Randall: Scotch.”

— Paul David, John L. Greene, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

“Ah. Nothing like an aged Scotch. You know there was a time you'd cross a Scotsman and he wouldn't think twice about cutting your head off with a sword. I like a drink that encourages such decisiveness.”

— Christian Taylor, Nathan Louis Jackson, Willis 'Diamondback' Stryker, Erik LaRay Harvey, imdb.com

“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Jake: Milton Greene and I are nothing alike. I have one Scotch with the guy, and it devolves into a screaming match about Tom Delay. Liz: So you have a couple drinks, fight about politics, and then you take it personally when he doesn’t agree with you? That’s called having a dad, Jack.”

— Ron Weiner, imdb.com

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”

— Michael Schur, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com