“My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.”
More from Russell Brand
“If I have just one sip of wine, by the end of the evening I'll be, like, rimming waiters…”
“You could be the queen of the groupies, queen of the Sorrow Suckers.”
“Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.”
“If we all feel alone, how alone are we? If we all feel worthless then who is the currency…”