“Can you imagine those poor Salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet? Absolutely savage!”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
“Every time I leave a picture show, I feel better than I did walking in.”
“Girls are red. Boys are blue. Don't even try to make purple.”
“Face it: you're a badass.”