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"Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister c..." — Saladin K. Patterson

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Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.

Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.

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