“Gus: What are we looking for anyway? Shawn: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled 'TNT.' An anvil. Anything.”Tagged: Clues, obvious, Criminal Activity, sarcastic
“My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony 'U-Turn' Singleton”Tagged: Partner, joke, Nickname, Wrong Name
“What isn't clear is why people always say 'goes without saying,' yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?”Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea. Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.”Tagged: Fooling Around, Best friends sister, Toaster alarm, Bad decisions
“How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.”Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate, Jazz Hands.”Tagged: introduction, Jazz Hands, Nickname
“Nyna Clayton: You believe in karma, don't you? Shawn: Yes, but that's only because we are karma chameleons. Gus: We come and go.”Tagged: Karma, Culture Club, Karma Chameleons, come and go
“Guster, you have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical 'feelings' place.”Tagged: real world, Sex, Death, Killing, Feelings
“I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.”Tagged: Diss, Cockroach, Apologies, Jiminy Cricket, Cricket
“Everyone stop whatever you're doing and only pay attention to me.”Tagged: Attention, attention seeker, Stop whatever you are doing, needy
“Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.”Tagged: Syrup, Pancakes, Sassy, Wisdom