Honestly, boys, I don’t know how you keep finding me. Truly, I don’t. But I do know that you’re going to be sorry you did. And not just the kind of 'I took half a sheet of LSD down at the bullfight last night' kind of sorry, neither. No, no, no, no, no, boys. No, this kind of sorry it’s much worse.

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