“Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.”
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“What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?”
“'A man’s heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.' Proverbs 16:9”
“Boring’s not the worst thing a person can be, Cassidy.”
“God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass.”