“Honestly, I’m not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops spinning because of some guy.”
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“Scot: Boys shave their faces. Eric McNally: Yeah. Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else?…”
“This is the most important mission in the history of humankind.”
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“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one? Alex: Too bad…”