“Peter Griffin: Okay, don't panic. We'll just do what people did before the internet. We…”

“Lois Griffin: This is serious. We need to think about our kids' education. Of course, it's…”

“You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!”

“I just want peace on Earth. That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should…”