Charles: [a car horn makes three long blasts to indicate that Ernest is a P3] Who’s that?

Jason: That’s the upper-class men. They flash their lights to say what rank they think we should get. Hey Charles, what’s up with your socks?

Charles: Don’t worry about my socks, man, it’s a tuba thang shorty.

Jason: Better be.

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