Quotes tagged ‘Socks’

“Charles: [a car horn makes three long blasts to indicate that Ernest is a P3] Who’s that? Jason: That’s the upper-class men. They flash their lights to say what rank they think we should get. Hey Charles, what’s up with your socks? Charles: Don’t worry about my socks, man, it’s a tuba thang shorty.…”

— Shawn Schepps, Tina Gordon Chism, Charles, Earl Poitier, imdb.com

“Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies. Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.”

— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, imdb.com

“For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“Am I out of my mind...or am I out of my socks?”

— Jonathan Fener, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Isn't this the Hollywood Stock Exchange? You know, where you buy and sell celebrity stocks based on the ups and down of their careers?”

— Chris McKenna, Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down.”

— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!”

— Bill Masters, Larry David, Justin Pitt, Ian Abercrombie, imdb.com

“Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks with him? In case.... wait for it... he got a hole in one!”

— stickpoke, reddit.com

“Went golfing with a buddy, and I asked him why he brought an extra pair of socks. He said, "In case I get a hole in one."”

— domepieceismine, reddit.com

“Fuzzy socks.”

— Nancy Vu, amazon.com