“Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there — standard procedure.
Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!
Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers?
Zelda: Who?
Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor.
Mounty: What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?
Zelda: Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!
Hilda: James Brolin.
Mounty: Sports. Who's the best —
Hilda: Michael Jordan!
Mounty: Correct, you can go!”
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