“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document. Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”Tagged: Love, Relationships, Lawyer, Legal Documents, Marriage
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak. Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical. Salem: Just drive,…”Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“Mounty: Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there — standard procedure. Zelda: Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's! Mounty: What are the names of the Hanson brothers? Zelda: Who? Hilda: Isaac, Zachary and Taylor. Mounty: What actor from…”Tagged: Pop Culture, Michael Jordan, Barbara Streisand, Celebrities, joke
“Mounty: Freeze! Hilda: As if we can do anything ELSE in this weather...”Tagged: Mounty, Weather, Freezing, cold, Snow
“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony. Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter. Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”Tagged: Revenge, mad max, Agony, Destruction, Sarcasm
“Annabelle: Who better to be my Maid of Honor than the person who fixed the rift between my Daddy and me? Sabrina: Well, besides a sister, college roommate or lifelong friend, I can't think of anyone...”Tagged: wedding, Marriage, Maid Of Honor, awkward, Friendship