“Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?”
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“Anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.”
“Turn your back on the pack, and the pack will turn on you. Any dog would tell you that.”
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“That's a clean-burning Hell, I tell you what!”