“You're like E.T., except E.T. was a purebred alien with a heart of gold. You're only half-alien and at times can be a tad self-absorbed.”
More from Sivert Glarum
“Anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.”
“Turn your back on the pack, and the pack will turn on you. Any dog would tell you that.”
“Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?”
“That's a clean-burning Hell, I tell you what!”