“Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said…”

“SpongeBob: [rapid fire] I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you…”

“Don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet?”

“Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you.…”