“And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?”
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“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.…”
“I'd rather be bad than boring.”
“[while locked in a public bathroom] Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells…”
“Smooth move, Ex-lax! I'm outta here!”