“Budnick: What is THIS? Donkeylips: It's a bag of potato chips. Budnick: I asked for ruffled potato chips. Donkeylips: Hey, what's the difference? Budnick: One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.”Tagged: Potato Chips, Chips, snacks
“Budnick: A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp. Dina: Already it's a horror story.”Tagged: Plumber, Toilet, Ghost
“From this moment on, you are all on Double Permanent Confinement until I find out who hung up on my girlfriend!”Tagged: Girlfriend, Rage
“Donkeylips: I'm warning you, Budnick. I wouldn't go out there if I were you. You're not gonna make it more than ten steps. Budnick: Yeah, well luckily you're not me, otherwise my clothes wouldn't fit. See you at the flag, suckers. [Budnick leaves the group, only to be doused with a barrage of water…”Tagged: Warning
“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue. Michael: Well, your mother must be really proud.”Tagged: proud, disgusting, Gross
“And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?”Tagged: responsible, Virgo, Rule Follower
“[while locked in a public bathroom] Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!”Tagged: condoms