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All Ghost (2)Virgo (1)Potato Chips (1)Chips (1)lame (1)Plumber (1)Mantra (1)corny (1)disgusting (1)snacks (1)Gross (1)Rule Follower (1)Warning (1)Toilet (1)proud (1)

From “Zeke The Plummer”

Budnick: What is THIS? Donkeylips: It's a bag of potato chips. Budnick: I asked for ruffled potato chips. Donkeylips: Hey, what's the difference? Budnick: One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.

Potato Chips Chips snacks

Come on. Let's see what else you have inside... your... head.

Ghost creepy

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a pizza in my mouth.

Pizza food

Budnick: A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp. Dina: Already it's a horror story.

Plumber Toilet Ghost

From “The Radio Call-In Contest”

From this moment on, you are all on Double Permanent Confinement until I find out who hung up on my girlfriend!

Girlfriend Rage

From “Capture the Flag”

Donkeylips: I'm warning you, Budnick. I wouldn't go out there if I were you. You're not gonna make it more than ten steps. Budnick: Yeah, well luckily you're not me, otherwise my clothes wouldn't fit. See you at the flag, suckers. [Budnick leaves the group, only to be doused with a barrage of water…

Warning

From “The Treasure of Sara Madre”

Smooth move, Ex-lax! I'm outta here!

burn corny lame

From “Michael Comes To Camp”

Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue. Michael: Well, your mother must be really proud.

proud disgusting Gross

From “Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick”

And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?

responsible Virgo Rule Follower

I'd rather be bad than boring.

Mantra Being a Badass

[while locked in a public bathroom] Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!

condoms

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