“Alex: Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you.
Paige: Please, I am so not scary.
Alex: No, you're a pushover a coward and a suck. 'Cause if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.”
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