Stefan Scaini

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Film Director · Canada · Male

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From “Gangsta Gangsta”

“Toby: You had a wet dream? JT: Shut up! Toby: Who was it about? JT: Your mom!”

Tagged: wet dream, your mom

From “Holiday”

“Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever. Caitlin: And yet, here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...”

Tagged: Broken Heart, romance

From “Accidents Will Happen”

“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”

Tagged: pregnant, idiots

“Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.”

Tagged: Edgy, butter knife

From “Don't Dream It's Over”

“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up? Terri: He apologized. Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”

Tagged: Domestic Violence, Apologies

From “It's Raining Men”

“I hate bees! They’re like flying death monkeys!”

Tagged: Bees, Flying Death Monkeys

From “Ghost in the Machine, Part 2”

“Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-emo. Still punk, but less mopey. Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a Muppet.”

Tagged: Emo, Punk, mopey, muppets

From “Islands in the Stream”

“Alex: Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you. Paige: Please, I am so not scary. Alex: No, you're a pushover a coward and a suck. 'Cause if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.”

Tagged: Scared, scary, pushover, coward

From “Voices Carry, Part 2”

“Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices saying 'I run Degrassi, you have no choices'. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, the stubbornest radishes I've ever seen.”

Tagged: radishes, Rhymes, Songs, obscene

From “Secret, Part 1”

“Emma: Do you think I'm weird? Jay: Now there's a loaded question. Emma: Everyone's been acting like I belong in a straitjacket. Jay: That's their problem. You're no weirder than the rest of us.”

Tagged: Weird, straitjacket

From “Eye of the Tiger”

“This guy? He's nasty, tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here? Sweet, refreshing. But when these two get together, bad news. Kind of like you and me.”

Tagged: Nasty, tastes like fire, Bad News, sweet, Refreshing

From “Modern Love”

“Manny: Em, what's wrong with your eyes? Emma: I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.”

Tagged: Kill, Mind Control, Telepathy

From “West End Girls”

“I swear, if I peed on the floor Paige would claim she gave me the water.”

Tagged: Pee, Water

From “Goin’ Down the Road, Part 1”

“Hey, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.”

Tagged: Fries, Wheelchair

From “Venus, Part 2”

“Craig: Do you know how humiliating it was to find out, in public, that my girlfriend dumped me by email? Ellie: Oh. Oh, you’re forgetting on your birthday. It’s a pretty good detail, too.”

Tagged: humiliating, Dumped, Email

From “Turned Out, Part 2”

“J.T.: I lost my girl. I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my...my family. And, now I'm probably going to jail. Jay: Bummer times, at least there's a party.”

Tagged: Loss, Jail, party, bummer

From “The Lexicon of Love, Part 1”

“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one? Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.”

Tagged: party, Sick Burns

From “Standing In The Dark”

“Darcy: You know I took a vow of abstinence! Peter: Yeah? Well, the problem is, I didn't!”

Tagged: Abstinence, Sex

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