Johnny: All those times you came back 'cause of whatever asshole up there wasn't working out. All those times I came back to you like a baboso. And every fucking time, you break my heart.

Lyn: Well, I'd say that it was much more complicated than that, Johnny.

Johnny: Please! And this time I'm not letting you get in there! I ain't the same pendejo from before, who just smell you and starts babeando.

I got myself a great girl and I'm about to be a father with her, and you know what? I've never been happier about nothing in my whole life, so I'm begging you, please, for however long you have to be in town this time, stay the fuck away from me.

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