Quotes tagged ‘explicit’

“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”

— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, li…”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Fuck feeling feelings.”

— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…”

— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”

— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Qué pasa mi raza? This is your girl, La Pinche Chinche. This is a manifesto, mi gente. So grab a pencil and take note, because this morning, I’m saying, ‘Basta.’ The way they shut us down at the city council meeting last night, was some straight bullshit – like if we shouldn’t have a say in how and…”

— Tanya Saracho, Mari, Chelsea Rendon, imdb.com

“Johnny: All those times you came back 'cause of whatever asshole up there wasn't working out. All those times I came back to you like a baboso. And every fucking time, you break my heart. Lyn: Well, I'd say that it was much more complicated than that, Johnny. Johnny: Please! And this time I'm not le…”

— Tanya Saracho, Sierra Santana, Johnny, Carlos Miranda, imdb.com

“Lyn: You know what I hate? That you're here thinking that I'm the Maleficent of the story, that I made this happen all by myself. I didn't. Karla: No, I know. That's the part that sucks so bad. He's so fucking infected with you.”

— Nancy C. Mejia, Mando Alvarado, Karla, Erika Soto, imdb.com

“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”

— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Sometimes people make decisions, shit happens, and we gotta act accordingly.”

— Ryan Farley, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com

“Danny, some shit you just can’t punch.”

— Scott Buck, Tamara Becher, Pat Charles, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com

“Every shitty thing we do makes the next one that much easier, doesn’t it?”

— Dan Nowak, Naomi Nagata, Dominique Tipper, imdb.com

“I grew up in a goddamn pachinko parlor, okay? And I sure as shit don’t want to die in one.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Optimism is for assholes and Earthers.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f*ck on.”

— Tupac Shakur, amazon.com

“I want to do things so wild with you that I don’t know how to say them.”

— Anaïs Nin, amazon.com