“Give online dating a try. It opens you up a shit-ton of more possibilities and the more people you date the more likely you are to meet someone you actually like.”
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“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
“She who texts first loses.”
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”