“If you don’t have your shit together enough to genuinely believe that you are fucking amazing and that any guy is lucky to have you, then going on dates is a complete waste of your time. I mean, one of the cornerstones of being a betch is not just knowing you’re the hottest thing in the room, but believing you are even if you’re not.”
More from The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
“She who texts first loses.”
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”