“In order for guys to appreciate you for you, you first need to figure out how to treat and love your body like it’s a temple, or an iPhone before the new version comes out and you stop giving a shit about cracking your screen.”
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“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
“She who texts first loses.”
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”