“It’s much easier to meet a quality guy in person when you’re not blacked out. If you can’t have a few drinks without losing your right contact lens and left shoe, try meeting guys through some sober activities that you enjoy.”
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“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
“She who texts first loses.”
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”