“You need to believe this phrase when you say it to yourself: I’m totally chill being single but having a boyfriend sounds like it could be fun. Who wouldn’t want to date me? After all, I am the shit. Only then are you really ready to enter into the big, bad dating world.”
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“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”
“She who texts first loses.”
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”